Charlotte Tilbury - Nordstrom Palm Beach Gardens

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• IA

  INCOGNITO AUDITOR

  Aug 31, 2025
  1.0
  ⭐ Walked into Charlotte Tilbury at Nordstrom feeling like a potato and hoping to leave looking like a French croissant 🥐✨… buttery, flaky, glamorous. Instead, I left looking like a wilted lettuce in the Florida sun 🥬☀️ The sales associate promised me a ‘glow from within’ — spoiler alert: it was more of a ‘grease fire from outside’ 🔥🛢️. The foundation shade they picked for me was called beige apocalypse (not official, but it should be). I asked if it matched my skin tone, and she said ‘Yes, perfectly!’ with the confidence of a used car salesman 🏎️💨. Meanwhile, my face looked like two completely different Wi-Fi signals weren’t syncing 📶😩 They sprayed me with some “magic mist” that smelled like expired cucumber water 🥒💦, and for a brief moment I was convinced I had been initiated into a secret cult of shiny foreheads. Left $200 poorer 💸💸 and emotionally scarred, but at least now I know what it feels like to star in a bad Instagram filter. 📱🤡 Charlotte Tilbury: turning dreams of Hollywood glamour into reality TV nightmares since… well, today.