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Adam Addlestone
Apr 24, 2026
Now this is a story all about how
My hotel stay got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you ‘bout a Best Western nightmare in Maple Ridge, yeah
We rolled up late, just tryna check in
But the vibe felt off before we stepped in
Ambulance lights flashin’, stretcher rollin’ by
Front desk lookin’ clueless, didn’t even try
Then a cop car pulled up, dropped a dude at the door
I’m like “what kinda place did we just pay for?”
But we stayed anyway, thought “how bad could it be?”
Man, that room told a whole different story
Dust in the corners, silverfish on patrol
Bed squeakin’ loud like it got a soul
Every little movement sounded like a scene
Like the mattress was rappin’ its own bad dream
Outside looked shady, deals goin’ down
People movin’ funny all around the town
I’m peekin’ through the curtain like “this ain’t right”
Tryna sleep but the vibe kept me up all night
Then boom—2:30, alarm goin’ wild
Heart racin’ fast like a scared little child
Someone left the microwave cookin’ too long
Smoked out the whole place, what is goin’ on?
We outside waitin’, half asleep, half froze
In pajamas, standin’ with a bunch of strangers and woes
Nearly an hour just stuck in the cold
Thinkin’ “this story’s gonna need to be told”
So if you ever think “cheap stay, what’s the risk?”
Just remember this tale and don’t dismiss
Sometimes the price ain’t worth the scene
When your night turns into a full bad dream