I'm shocked, shocked, by the sheer incompetence displayed in the preparation of my order. No onions became extra onions, two turkey subs became a mystery meal, and the chicken teriyaki was a travesty. I can only assume that your kitchen is staffed by people who have never actually cooked before.
I am assuming there was a miscommunication regarding my order. I explicitly requested no onions, yet my meal contained extra. I ordered two turkey subs, but what I received was not as requested. Due to the error, I was unable to verify the contents of the sandwich. Furthermore, my chicken teriyaki had only three pieces of chicken served on a bed of unappetizing slop.