OM
Onofrio Mora
Sep 22, 2026
Congratulations to this place. You’ve successfully turned buying a seven-dollar sandwich into a high-security border crossing.
Let’s talk about the staffing. You walk in, and there is exactly one poor bastard running the entire store, doing the work of five people, all because the brilliant, penny-pinching owner would rather have a stroke than pay for a second employee. It’s a monument to corporate greed wrapped in cheap deli meat.
But the real insanity is the rules at this plastic-bread gulag. The owner—an absolute visionary of modern gastronomy—has decided that the meatball sub is strictly off-limits for customization. Build your own? Forget it. We have artificial intelligence and rovers on Mars, but in this specific zip code, they are dictating how I eat my processed meat. You pay for extra ingredients online, they happily take your money, and when you show up, they refuse to put them on the sandwich. It is absolute lunacy.
And then comes the pickup. You go to grab your digital order, and suddenly you’re at a TSA checkpoint. They want ID! Man, it’s a seven-dollar sandwich! What do you need? My driver’s license, a biometric passport, a background check, and a DNA swab signed by a federal judge to prove I have the right to eat five meatballs swimming in lukewarm marinara? It’s pathetic. They guard a piece of bread with more intensity than the gold at Fort Knox.
The worst part is the attitude. You walk in, and they look at you with pure defiance, like you just asked them to co-sign a mortgage. You’re treated like a massive inconvenience just for being a paying customer. Today’s special excuse? "We aren't receiving online orders." They couldn't find my order in the system, so they made me stand there putting on a whole legal defense, showing my app and my ID just to get the food I already paid for.
I was actually happy to have a Subway near my house. Now? I realize it is the absolute worst Subway I have ever had the misfortune of stepping into. An insult to consumers, logic, and common sense.