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Michael Brooks
Sep 18, 2026
I needed to stop by for a quick bite on my way to the morgue with a dead body. I saw Milad there, and he was eating the meats from the section when I got there, but good thing I watch his videos because at least I know he washes his hands. I asked for a Milad Sub when I was there with extra meat, Doritos and sauce. He went ahead and placed three bags of Doritos into my sub, and then I asked for every sauce there, no vegetables. He gladly obliged, and I got my Meaty Milad sub with a ton of Nacho Doritos in it, sauce, and no vegetables since meat tastes way better than greens I said to the PETA protester outside his location the other day. This would definitely fuel me as I get back to the morgue to cremate a body. Shout out my boy Milad. He's a G.
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Sheenu Sandhu
Jul 13, 2026
I came in this subway at 9 o'clock in the morning, expecting it to be a normal subway. The person who took my order was named something like Millard and when I got my order done, he gave me the new iPhone 99997 and gave me a free chocolate chip cookie. 10 out of 10 😁
I was going down the street to go home and wash my pet Tammy but du bist gut guinug threw me in to the subway where a handsome young man gave me his sandwich blaster 1200 and I used it to shoot du bist gut guinug now I'm in the robot war in the an my age is 120536371 year old but I still have the sandwich blaster 1200
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Cedric Rigler
Jun 18, 2026
I walked into Subway expecting a normal sandwich. Then Milad clocked in and apparently decided I was the main character for the day.This dude made my sub so perfectly I actually checked the wrapper to make sure it wasn’t a display model. Every topping was in the right place, nothing fell out, and somehow it looked better than the picture on the menu.Then, out of absolutely nowhere, he handed me a FREE cookie. I wasn’t emotionally prepared for that kind of generosity. I almost teared up in the middle of Subway.I took one bite of my sandwich and immediately understood why birds wake up and start singing every morning.Whoever trained Milad deserves a raise. Whoever hired him deserves a raise. Honestly, just give the whole building a raise.If I ever get married, I’m seriously considering having Milad cater the reception. If he’s not working, I’ll probably just come back another day.11/10 experience. I came for a footlong and left with trust in humanity restored.
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noam saghian
May 25, 2026
So I was standing in line for the 1000 man Bonnie blue challenge when all of a sudden this guy comes out of nowhere I think his name was Milfard Millard millosh something like that and he asked me if I wanted to come try his subway and I told him that I have been in line all day for Bonnie blue and I did not want to lose my spot so at first I said no but then he said he’ll give me a free cookie with my order so I said yes. So he took me to his subway in his teleportation device or something and he made me a sandwich and he asked me if I wanted mayo on my sandwich to which I happily said yes but then he said they were out of mayo so he made me some of his own mayo fresh from the source and it was very scrumptious and then when I walked out I Joe Biden and trumps wife making out. The end