VT
Vishnu Tiwary
Sep 12, 2026
Silly me for assuming "scheduled for 12:25" meant my two subs would actually be ready. Apparently, that was just my designated arrival time to stand around and watch the staff not make my food.
By 12:35, the sandwich artist, who was moving at the blistering, breakneck pace of a sedated tortoise, beamed with absolute pride as he announced he hadn't even started my order yet. Give that man a medal for sheer, unwavering commitment to zero urgency.
Here’s a wild, cutting-edge business strategy: maybe unplug the online ordering tablet if your staffing plan relies on one person performing slow-motion performance art behind the counter.