Wow, just, wow. The sheer disappointment that I feel even typing out this review is absolutely enough to take a decade off of my lifespan. The woman working today, May 17th, 2026, at around 7:20, completely and permanently changed the trajectory of my life forever. Words are not enough to describe the terror and fear inflicted upon me on this fateful day, and I will never be the same.
Initially, I thought that the place looked good, clean floors and all that jazz, but after a 10-20 minute wait, I began to order. This woman was the pure essence of everything evil in this world, I am scared to ever step foot outside of my home because of how terrifying this experience with her was. I was hoping that a nice 6-inch turkey sub would cheer me up from the depressing day that I've had, which I won't get into because it's confidential with my psychiatrist since the details are so bad, let's just say that I've lived a pretty rough life. I've seen countless things that no human being should ever have to experience, let alone someone as young as me. My eyes lost their lifelike sparkle that they once had, after "the incident." Anyways, I thought that asking for extra cheese wouldn't be a big deal, since that's the only thing that could've made me feel better. To my utter shock, this lady refused to add extra cheese, as if that wasn't her entire existence's purpose. She will be confined to work at that Subway for the rest of her life, probably, in order to make ends meet. This Capitalist hellscape that we live in won't allow that, especially since I have to pay EXTRA for some slices of cheese.
Anyways after writing this I realized that my sandwich isn't that bad, so I'll give this place 2 stars instead of 1. Still, that lady ruined my entire week so she should be held accountable.