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I walked into Subway mentally stable and left in a committed relationship with a footlong.
The bread was oh so warm. Not too warm tho.
The meat was stacked like they were trying to impress me specifically.
I said “extra sauce” and the sandwich artist smiled the way people smile right before making questionable decisions.
No eye contact.
No safe word.
Just sauce.
They wrapped that sub like it was fragile, dangerous, and fully aware of its power. When they slid it into that sack, I felt seen. Desired. Slightly nervous.
I ate it in my car with the windows fogged up and zero shame.
That sandwich changed me. I will be thinking about it during unrelated moments of my life.
Subway didn’t ask if I was ready.
They just fed me and let me deal with the consequences.
CP
Courtney Porter
Apr 17, 2017
1.0
Service is always bad
Other Subway's in the area have way better service.
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