For starters I am recently Divorced. My life and everything I had is gone. She took my house, my children, my pension, half my paychecks for 13 more years, and my air fryer. When I got home from work toward the end of negotiations and I saw an empty space on my counter, I realized I truly lost everything. That Air Fryer was everything to me. It toasted, roasted, baked, broiled, and fried. What other appliance can do all those things??? When I saw that I knew my life was over. I had a plan that I would join the Peace Corp and go to the middle east where I would hopefully get hit with a rocket and turn into dust. But before I made any rash decisions I stopped into this Subway and got a Boss Italian Sub. Tastiest thing I had all month, I changed my tune and decided to live and work so my ex-wife can use my paychecks and keep taking her new boyfriend Bernard out to chilis every Friday. Thank you Subway