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Anna Thornton
Aug 23, 2026
I’ll start by saying this. If the name were “Secrets adult club and motel”, I would rank it higher. This is by no means a fancy resort and spa. I won’t give it a 1 star, but it’s pretty close to that.
The first part is the dysfunction. There’s a lot of disconnect because condos are independently owned. Restaurant is 3rd party, and check in is another entity.
Condo / room - probably the best part. It was clean and nice, however it had no paper towels even with a full kitchen. No K Cups even though it had a Keurig machine. No soap / shampoo in the shower. If these are going to be individually owned, still have a consistency standard
Huge killers for us - since the restaurant is 3rd party, you can’t charge to your room, so you always have to have a credit card on you. You can’t just leave everything in your room. The foods good, but not for 3 meals a day and that’s all they have. If you’re a “resort” you need options for people.
Next - towels - they act like towels are a luxury item. You need to give them your personal ID to get towels. Like that’s crazy. You’re literally separated from your credit cards and ID just to enjoy the resort. This can be handled better but I assume condo owners don’t want to cover the very low cost of lost towels. Just comes off as cheap. Towel loss can’t be that high of an expense
No space! Anytime you want to use the chairs / tables or picnic space, you must enter in one area and are not allowed to bring in ANY food or drink. I get it. You don’t want people to have their own alcohol, but where can you enjoy morning coffee or outside food options? We couldn’t even bring in water bottles. Again, if this is a resort, you shouldn’t be limited. They don’t have balconies in the rooms either, so you either have to eat in your room or purchase from the limited variety menu. It’s just not luxury like other swingers resorts we’ve been to.
Staff - while no one was crazy rude, they weren’t over and above nice. They basically just told us all “no sorry I can’t help”.
Overall I feel like this place has high reviews due to it being a rare adult resort in the US. But when you compare it to Hedonism or Temptations, it cannot compete.
Now if you compare it to a swingers club, it’s pretty nice. However, they want to be a resort and if you go in with those expectations, you will be very disappointed
Hopefully this helps them do better as many of the things are simple fixes