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Ian Matthews
May 20, 2026
Pleasant check in at 3pm. When we entered our Shark cabin, we realised that we hadn't done enough research. It really is a converted container, no window other than a porthole in the door, covered by a piece of cardboard (part of the theming), otherwise every person walking past your door would see the beds. The cabins we get on cross channel ferries are honestly more comfortable. We stayed about 15 minutes in it, really claustrophobic, the air con didn't appear to work, although it was set to 18, it was boiling hot. In the short time we were in there, 3 groups of youths ran past the room, the whole place shook, and it was incredibly noisy. Once the park closed, or at least we thought it was closing so left (turned out the app said it was 6pm, when actually it was 10pm, Sat 16th May 2026), we left the park to go into town for a meal. During the meal, the whole family decided we couldn't face a night in the container, so drove the 4 hours home, reaching home at midnight... but at least we were certain of getting a good nights sleep. Sadly, before we could leave, we had to return the keycards to the hotel, we rang the number on the key card holder hoping they would say not to bother, but no, we had to return them. Truly, the worst hotel experience we have ever had. I cant fathom the positive reviews on here. No breakfast and fast passes is worth a night in a windowless room, with no possibility of air, and no sleep due to people running screaming and shouting passed your door.