I was going to give this a one star (so I could keep the rack to myself), but then God descended from heaven to tell me, "Do not speak ill of sacred things." He was right. Then I saw his hand through the veil; he touched the bike rack and it began glowing. I sobbed. Even with my blasphemy and ill-intentioned plots, it still locks my bike.
ES
Ethan Stopczynski
Aug 30, 2025
4.0
Good food. Iron rich with a hint of zinc
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Innertuber40
May 13, 2024
2.0
Horrible food.
I came here expecting exquisite dining and a beautiful open-doors environment, but what the reviews didn't mention was the lack of awning.
Any good restaurant has solutions for a rainy day night out. This is not a good restaurant.
Don't get me started on the food. Tangy and metallic, the food wasn't even filling. I found the leathery dish they claimed was imported from China to be palatable, but I really wasn't a fan of the fluffy filling.
I swear, venues nowadays can't help but ruin every good thing.
I was also disappointed at the type of clientele that seem to frequent this shady joint. People kept coming by with their *own dishes*, apparently storing them for some scheme or later plans? The managers of this establishment certainly know what the intentions of these cretins are, for not only do they turn a blind eye at the comings and goings, but they actively protect this food until the delinquents return.
More concerning than the strange activities, though, were the looks of confusion and hostility. More than a few of the visitors tried to film me eating, which I quickly shut down by reminding them there was no media rights clause in the reservation fine print. Still, I felt judged, which only fueled my body image issues. If Talmage Bike Rack wants to start expanding their patronage, I suggest they start changing the culture present among the regulars.
In summary, this is one of the worst eateries I have ever visited. I do not recommend. However, if you're in a pinch and can't think of any other restaurants to take your date to that won't completely empty your back account, it at least provides food. Given its ability to serve its purpose, no matter how poorly, I thus cannot in good conscience give it anything below two stars.
AJ
Andrew James
Feb 26, 2017
2.0
Waited here for hours, and the great pumpkin never appeared. Must not be a very sincere bike rack.
Frequently Asked Questions About TMCB Bicycle Rack
What is the TMCB Bicycle Rack and where is it located?
The TMCB Bicycle Rack is a bike rack located south of the James E. Talmage Building on the Brigham Young University campus in Provo, UT.
What university campus hosts the TMCB Bicycle Rack?
The TMCB Bicycle Rack is located on the Brigham Young University campus in Provo, Utah.
How can I contact TMCB Bicycle Rack for inquiries?
You can contact TMCB Bicycle Rack by phone at +1 801-422-4636.
In which timezone is the TMCB Bicycle Rack located?
The TMCB Bicycle Rack is located in the America/Denver timezone.
Where can I find more information about bike facilities at BYU?
More information is available on the BYU bikes website at https://bike.byu.edu/.
Which major campus building is the TMCB Bicycle Rack near?
The rack is located just south of the James E. Talmage Building on BYU campus.
If I'm visiting the Harold B. Lee Library, where can I securely park my bike?
You can park your bike at the nearby TMCB Bicycle Rack located south of the Talmage Building, a short walk from the library.
Are there bike racks near the BYU Computer Science and BYU English Department buildings?
Yes, the TMCB Bicycle Rack is conveniently located near both the BYU Computer Science and BYU English Department buildings on campus.
How can students from the Department of History travel to the TMCB Bicycle Rack?
Students from the Department of History can walk to the TMCB Bicycle Rack located just south of the Talmage Building on campus.
What nearby campus facilities might I visit before or after using the TMCB Bicycle Rack?
Nearby facilities include the Neal A. Maxwell Institute for Religious Scholarship, BYU Sociology Department, and the Spencer W. Kimball Tower, all within walking distance of the bicycle rack.