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FedUpFamily
Mar 18, 2026
If you hate individuality, find flowers hideous, holiday decorations loathsome, and American flags offensive, Central Park Estates is the place for you! Now that all outdoor decorations have been banned, we’ve become the most joyless neighborhood in Novi! You won’t be distracted by horrible welcome signs or wreaths on your neighbors’ doors. You won’t have to concern yourself with planters filled with flowers. And, your eyes will never be offended by holiday lights or decorations once you move to CPE. Here, it’s nothing but conformity and neutral tones as far as the eye can see. And, if you accidentally bring any contraband wind spinners, flags, or other items on the property, they’ll send letters threatening to enter your home and forcibly remove the offending items - so convenient! The only thing that could make this place better is if they provided matching uniforms for all the residents. Also, please bring back the neighborhood newsletter so that we all know how to speak, think, and behave in order to keep things truly ‘uniform’ around here.
We’ve lived here happily for more than 10 years. The past several years with new management's arbitrary rules (and the recent shooting!) have made us anxious to move elsewhere.