UPDATE 9.11.18
I spoke with the owner of the company. He called me to apologize for the unprofessional behavior of the techs. He was understanding and agreed that the techswerewrong, and didn't defend them in any way. However, he offered absolutely nothing in the way of making it right.
I still rate this this company with 0 stars. Absolutely terrible, frustrating experience.
ORIGINAL REVIEW
Optimus Installs has been one of the very worst customer service experiences that I have ever had. The short version is that we ordered a swingset from Gorilla, who contracted the installation out to Optimus Installs. The set arrived with no issues two weeks before my daughter's birthday. I contacted Optimus and scheduled an installation date for the following Saturday, which was their earliest availability. Due to rain, Optimus canceled, which was completely understandable. I called again to reschedule, and they said they would have to check with the technicians and would get back to me. They did not get back to me, so I called again. This time, they said that they would not be able to install it until the next Saturday. I asked if there was any earlier date, since my daughter's birthday was Saturday. They said that they could not schedule anything earlier because it was forecasted to rain on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. It wasn't. I told them this. They said sorry, but they didn't want to reschedule. I then asked if we could just push it out to the next day, since I'd rather not have the installation happening during her party. That brought us to Wednesday.
I was already a little frustrated that it had taken over two weeks to find a date; the weather was a legitimate reason the first time, but it simply did not rain during the three days that they refused to schedule (Wed-Fri). So, Wednesday rolls around. By this point, the swingset has been sitting on a pallet in my driveway for over 2 weeks in the rain, and the boxes are pretty soggy. The technicians arrived around 8:30 (within the 7-11 window). Unfortunately, I had to run a quick errand. I asked the technicians if they needed anything before I left. They said they were all set. I showed them where to install the swingset and told them I'd be back shortly. Again, they said they were all set.
When I got back about 30 minutes later, they technicians were gone. No phone call. No explanation. Nothing. I thought maybe they ran to the store or went to grab some food. No. They left. About 30 minutes later, I got a phone call from the Optimus Installs office saying that the entrance my yard was blocked by a pallet, and the technicians could not get inside. I looked to see what she was talking about, and, to be fair, I did have a pallet of building supplies near my fence, but nothing so insurmountable that a regular person couldn't simply walk around. I told her as much, but she assured me that the technicians took a picture and sent it to her. I tried again to explain that it was just a pallet of wood that could be walked around or even stepped over, not some impregnable fortress. She told me that she would call me back to reschedule, which she did not do.
For the record, it took me about five minutes to carry the swingset boxes around the pallet and into the yard. It wasn't hard. At all. In fact, I'd be embarrassed to use that as an excuse, and I definitely don't trust the work ethic or problem solving skills of such a person to build a swingset that my baby girls will play on.
The other thing that gets me about this whole situation is that the techs actually came out and then left. I can't imagine wasting that amount of driving time to just turn away from a job.
This has been a ridiculous experience riddled with poor service and incompetence. I certainly hope that the situation gets resolved very soon.
I will edit this review once it is resolved.
In the meantime, save the time, headache, and money, and hire someone else to install your stuff. Or do it yourself.