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Dylan Jones
Mar 31, 2026
I had my wisdom teeth out today so I'm still out of it and pretty numb but here goes. The dog is a sweetheart, and a perfect mascot. The waiting room is nicer than most coffee lounges, and the coffee they made for my designated driver better than most of what they make, too. There are bidet with heated seats in the restrooms, which make you realize how barbaric America actually is. From the moment I met Dr. Lyman I felt safer and more listened to and respected than with any other dental practitioner I've ever had a consult with. He's got this surfer dude vibe that puts you at ease while also clearly being a genius, like in Point Break. Kathryn Bigelow should've won an Oscar for that, by the way. Anyway, everyone here is amazing. The staff went above and beyond when I had a terrible reaction to nitrous oxide on my first attempt, and had to reschedule to today. None of them made me feel bad for wasting their time, materials, or energy, and the anesthesiologist Dr. Esch was an absolute queen, answering all my questions the night before and letting my partner hold my hand while knocking me out super fast. I feel bad that I cannot remember everyone's names, but I'm also in a lot of pain as these awesome drugs wear off so I think I'm doing pretty good, all things considered, on NPR. In conclusion, the procedure went great, all the women were strong, the men were good looking, and all the services were above average. Cannot recommend enough.