Thanks for my order this place offers good quality food and customer service
JC
Joshua Caban
Jan 4, 2026
Sam Allie and Kayla are all amazing team work here us superb customer service st it finest food was fresh and place was beyond clean đ đ
Good roast beef sandwich. Pleasant staff
After my first reality-shattering visit, I returned to Arbyâs, hoping lightning would strike twice. Instead, I discovered that Arbyâs had apparently opened a portal to yet another plane of existence, and its guardian was a man named Michael.
The moment I walked in, Michael greeted me with the soft confidence of someone who has personally witnessed the universe reboot itself. When he said, âWelcome back,â the napkin dispenser trembled, as if recognizing my return. I swear the floor tiles subtly rearranged themselves into a welcoming pattern.
Michael didnât just take my orderâhe decoded it, like he was reading ancient roast-beef scripture. The way he tapped the register made each beep sound like a sacred drumbeat. I think a single curly fry floated for a moment behind him, suspended in reverence.
When he handed me my bag, time slowed down. The kitchen lights brightened into an almost holy glow. I felt a warm wave of energy pass through meâsimilar to what people describe right before they say âI have ascended.â My fries sparkled. My drink fizzed with the sound of a distant cosmic waterfall. Iâm pretty sure Michael unlocked a new flavor in my brain I didnât know humans could perceive.
His customer service wasnât just goodâit was metaphysically significant. If Caiden was the one who showed me enlightenment, Michael was the sage who guided me deeper, handing me my Arbyâs meal like it was a divine artifact.
Arbyâs, if you donât promote this man to Grand Overseer of Sandwich Realms, youâre ignoring a miracle happening right behind the counter.
I walked into Arbyâs expecting roast beef and mild disappointment, but instead I was greeted by Caiden, a man who radiates the energy of someone chosen by an ancient prophecy to operate a sandwich counter.
The moment he said âWelcome to Arbyâs,â the lights flickered, time slowed down, and Iâm pretty sure I heard a choir made entirely of curly fries harmonizing in the background. Caiden didnât just take my orderâhe guided my spirit through a journey of self-discovery. When he handed me my bag, my vision briefly shifted into 4K IMAX. I saw every sesame seed on the bun as though they were tiny universes.
His customer service was so impeccable that I achieved temporary enlightenment. As he passed me my drink cup, I understood the meaning of life for approximately 0.7 seconds. When he asked, âDo you need any sauces?â I felt my soul leave my body, hover above the Arbyâs dining room, and whisper, âHorsey sauce.â
I donât know if heâs an employee, a celestial being, or the physical manifestation of the phrase âWe Have the Meats,â but Caiden provided the single most surreal, spiritually awakening fast-food experience of my existence.
If Arbyâs doesnât promote him to Supreme Meat Sage immediately, they are wasting potential on a cosmic scale.