GC
Gregory P. Cannioto
Jan 14, 2026
Hi, folks!
I'm afraid this won't be that positive, of a review, as my reviews go. Late tonight, my lovely wife said to me... "Darling, I would just love a couple of soft tacos! How about you?" "Sounds good! But I want a couple hard tacos. I'll go out and get them, if you'll order them on line.". So, she did! Now, we haven't been to Taco Bell, in several months, as fate would have it, but we've always liked to go there, from time to time. I mean, let's face it. You can't expect to be served a four course dinner there! It's fast food, after all!
Okay. So, I get to Taco Bell and pick up the 3 soft tacos and the two hard tacos, that my wife had ordered and I head home. We sit down to watch TV and eat our tacos, but after a few bites, we realize that something's wrong. We discuss it for a few min and we realize there's nothing in our tacos, except about a teaspoon of ground beef and a fistful of shredded lettuce. No tomatoes. No onions. No cheese. So my wife calls them up and asks them why. The young fellow working there, tells her that those are "upgrade items" that you must request to be added to your tacos and there's a 50 cent charge, for each of these "upgrade items". When my wife told me this, my response was "Bull Pucky!" I got on the phone and I told the young man, "I've been going to Taco Bell, since before you were born and I've never gotten a taco from them that didn't have those items on it, so I don't believe for an instant, that what you say is true!" To which he replied, "I'm afraid it is, sir! I'm not sure when they started that, but it's that way now!"
I said, "Well that's ridiculous! Do you guys even know what a taco is?"... "You mean to tell me that you're charging 3 bucks for a little ground beef, some rusty shredded lettuce and a tortilla? There's not even any seasoning in it!"." Sorry, sir!", was the reply.
"Well...", my wife said. "I guess we're through with Taco Bell!" "Yup!", I said!
I'm afraid, this will be my last review of...
Wait!... What was their name again?...
"Oh, yeah!...
"Taco Bell"
Thanks, for your time!
G. P. C.