SafeHouse

Reviews

• NH

  Nicole Hoag

  2 days ago
  1.0
  Have been going here for over 30 years, this was by far the worst experience. Ordered pretzels and cheese, cheese had a thick film over it, pretzels were hard. Also had cheese curds which were rubbery. The novelty items like the pay phone doesn't work etc. Wait staff was opening small packages of sweet n low for the bar which was supposed to be sugar. They realized it after a couple of packages and didn't dump it out and start over, just mixed. The entire experience was simply disappointing!
• NT

  Nav Toor

  5 days ago
  2.0
  We went to celebrate a friend’s birthday and we were quite thrilled to try this place as so many locals rave about it. The Atmosphere is great. It’s set up really nice and as a South Asian I can appreciate they had a beautiful poster of a Bollywood actress. The service was far from great. It took a long time to place our order and actually get our food. My husband ordered a drink called the Handler and it was supposed to come with a take home souvenir cup. This did not and nor did the waitress explain they were out. Which is fine but then the price shouldn’t be higher than the other drinks. Our food took more than 2 hours to come out. We got some Parmesan cheese chips with our meal. They were pure salt and not edible. The brisket sandwich was just ok but also extremely salty. Thankfully we had an order of tater tots those were crispy and good. Our 4 year old nephew got a basic hotdog off the kids meal but that too comes with a bun that is extremely large, hard and difficult for a child to eat. All in all this might be a cool spot for drinks and hopefully they remember things like cups etc but definitely not a place I could recommend to eat and quite frankly the food I tried was a bit embarrassing to recommend.
• BJ

  ben jerdee

  5 days ago
  2.0
  The woman at the door (letting groups in) was super awesome, and fun for our whole group - she gets 5 stars. From that time on, the rest of the experience wasn't worth the time. The drinks were ok at best (even after remakes) and our server (when he showed up - we had atleast 3 different people come to our table throughout the time we were there) seemed to be indifferent to our group. The food was not worth it at all. In all - stopping in for a drink just to check the decor out, then leaving for the next place would be your best bet.
• TH

  Tommy Hunt

  5 days ago
  1.0
  Was in town with my son and all he wanted to experience was this place. We entered and the hostess was already using foul language at guests and they were trying to leave. We tried to get out of the way and the hostess told us to move our A**es over and I said we’re trying and she continued to use foul language (stuff I won’t say here) with my son and at least 4 other kids present. They claim this establishment is “family friendly” until 10pm when kids aren’t welcome. We were there at 4:30pm!! Even on a bad day this sort of behavior is not acceptable in front of kids and we left. Horrible experience and something needs done with this hostess asap.
• BB

  Brad

  Aug 25, 2026
  5.0
  Safehouse Milwaukee is the perfect place to take your kids. A reservation is recommended, and there's plenty to see and do while your food is being prepared, so you won't run out of entertainment before the meal arrives. The staff is friendly and clearly used to making the experience fun for families. We had a great time. Atmosphere aside, the food is a cut above what you'd expect. They could have easily served up boxed mac and cheese for the kids' menu, but instead it tasted like something off a gourmet menu. The burgers are also a step up from the usual. Whether you're coming for the experience or just a good meal, you won't be disappointed.

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