River Rendezview, Dido's & the Yellowstone

Reviews

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  Patti Moore

  Jul 22, 2026
  5.0
  It was a nice boat ride down the Saint Bernard River and the food was excellent
• CA

  Camila Alvarez

  Jul 19, 2026
  1.0
  The river cruise is extremely overpriced for what you get. I booked this boat tour for my family because it was advertised as including a five-course meal. That was the only way I could justify spending $125 per person, but that is not what we received. Instead, we were served about seven very small appetizer-sized portions throughout the cruise—things like three pieces of tortellini, three bite-sized pieces of meat, a miniature sandwich, and other tiny servings. Calling this a five-course meal is misleading. On top of that, my fiancé never received one of the courses. When we brought it to the staff's attention, they told us they had given his portion to one of the 2-year-olds in our group. This made no sense because they were the ones who told me that the toddlers were free. We paid for six adults and one 10-year-old (who was charged half price), and the two toddlers were free. The staff kept insisting that we had only paid for six people but were feeding nine, even though the toddlers truly didn’t touch any portion but dessert. To make matters worse, we watched one of the waiters save a semi-full appetizer from another member of our party instead of discarding it. Later, when they finally brought my fiancé the course he had missed, they served him a small plate with several leftover appetizers mixed together. That was a very questionable practice and made some members of our group uncomfortable enough that they chose not to eat the remaining food. The second half of the cruise improved somewhat after the staff seemed to realize they had made a mistake, and the dessert was actually good. However, the experience as a whole was still extremely overpriced, the advertised meal did not match what was served, and the food handling we observed left us with serious concerns. I would not book this cruise again.
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  Manda Sorrell

  Jul 4, 2026
  1.0
  Do not waste your money or time! Service & food was horrible! Absolutely ridiculous!
• JJ

  jendracowyrm

  Apr 25, 2026
  4.0
  Saxaphone Sam. IYKYK. It was an unusually chilly morning and they passed out warm binkies, free of charge ☺️. Very attentive, knowledgeable and friendly staff. The food was basic, tho the fruit was fresh cut and abundant, also, Bottomless Mimosa🥳. I ordered 2 Old Fashions 🍹that totaled $40 (good, but a little rich for my pocket). The Serene Scenery is the reason to go👏. Will definitely return, maybe stay overnight at a B&B close to there...
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  R K

  Apr 14, 2026
  4.0
  Nice boat ride, great staff, great service, food is not that good, average