KM
Kaplyn Meyer
Jul 1, 2026
If Jimmy John’s has a million fans, I’m one of them. If Jimmy John’s has 100 fans, I’m still one of them. If Jimmy John’s has 1 fan, it’s me. If Jimmy John’s has no fans… then I’m dead.
The Vito is hands down the greatest thing on the menu. I’ll defend that sandwich in a court of law if necessary. And can we talk about the new Jimmy Buffalo Chips? Absolutely gorg. I bought a bag thinking I’d save some for later and somehow they vanished before I made it to the parking lot.
Jimmy John’s knows ball. The bread is elite, the sandwiches are elite, the chips are elite, and the Vito deserves its own holiday.
At this point, I would also like to formally submit my application to become the local Jimmy John’s spokesperson. Nobody is working harder for this brand than I am. If Jimmy John’s corporate is reading this, let’s stop pretending we’re strangers. I am clearly your number one fan and am available for ribbon cuttings, sandwich reviews, and Vito-related public appearances.
Five stars. No notes. Long live the Vito.