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Taylor Burman
Aug 9, 2026
⭐️⭐️½ 2.5 Stars — Glasgow, MT McDonald’s
Honestly, I’m giving this McDonald’s 2.5 stars because there were some things they did right… but there were also some things that made me question whether I had accidentally walked into a fast-food survival challenge. 😂
Let’s start with the good: our food came out fast, our order was correct, and the food itself was good. So credit where credit it’s due.
Unfortunately, the fries were VERY cold, which was disappointing.
Now for the rest of the experience…
The second we walked through the front door, we were hit with the smell of what I can only describe as a humid fart. And not a McDonald’s fart either. This was a whole different level of biological warfare.
There was nobody working the front counter when we went to order, so we used the ordering kiosks. Fine, whatever. Except the kiosks were pretty gross and dirty. The tables weren’t exactly inspiring confidence either, and the drink fountain counter looked like a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
Then I went to use the women’s bathroom.
After I peed, I discovered there was NO TOILET PAPER. 😐
For context, it’s summer, so I was wearing a one-piece swimsuit with shorts over it. So there I was, having to hobble naked from the waist down, with my swimsuit and shorts around my thighs, trying to get to the other stall before someone walked in and witnessed the absolute nightmare unfolding.
There are only TWO stalls.
I make it into the second stall, finish what I’m doing, and then…
THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN THAT STALL EITHER.
At this point, I’m questioning every life decision that led me to this McDonald’s.
I peeked my head out looking for a cabinet, dispenser, emergency toilet paper stash—ANYTHING.
Nothing.
So I had to hobble my naked butt back out of the stall, over to the bathroom door, and yell for my boyfriend while praying to God nobody would walk in and see me standing there half naked behind the door.
He came over, I explained the situation, and sent him out to the truck to get my purse because thankfully I had wet wipes.
Crisis eventually averted.
Then I went to wash my hands.
NO SOAP.
And the motion-sensor sink was barely putting out any water.
So after surviving the Great Glasgow McDonald’s Toilet Paper Crisis of 2026, I had to go across the street to the gas station just to properly wash my hands.
And THEN, after we had left McDonald’s, my boyfriend tells me he went to the men’s bathroom…
He got soap on his hands and went to wash them.
THE SINK PUT OUT ZERO WATER.
So he literally had to leave the bathroom with his hands covered in soap. 😂
At this point, I’m starting to think the sinks at this McDonald’s are participating in a water conservation program that nobody told us about.
The food was good, the order was correct, and it came out quickly, so I can’t completely trash the place. But cold fries, dirty kiosks, questionable tables and drink area, bathrooms with no toilet paper or soap, and sinks that either barely work or don’t work at all is a pretty impressive collection of problems for one visit.
I came to McDonald’s for lunch and left feeling like I had completed an episode of Fear Factor.
2.5 stars. Please stock the bathrooms, clean the restaurant, and for the love of McNuggets, make sure the sinks actually have water. 😭
RM
Robin Maschke
Aug 4, 2026
This is my fàvorite McDonald's in the Midwest so far, I go through drive-thru at least 3 times a week. I travel and when I'm in Glasgow I have to stop there in the very early AM to get a Caramel Frappe' with an extra espresso shot, caramel drizzle around the cup and whipped cream with caramel syrup drizzled on it..super good and the guy that made my drink was on the late shift and he was making all the coffee drinks it looked like, I was there between 1030-11pm on July 31st, I come through the drive thru in a white PTI truck my work truck, anyways, the guy told me that drink of mine was the most complicated drink he has ever made and smiled I told him..you ain't seen nothing yet, and smiled back. What a major step up this McDonald's is from the Williston ND one, you guys should go train them on every aspect of having a successful store..keep up the good work and always smile.