I arrived about an hour and 25 minutes before closing time on a Wednesday night. The waiter responsible for my table looked irritated when nobody ordered alcohol. After that, the check-ins with our table were so infrequent that after we finished eating dinner we sat at the table for about, 25 minutes, with all of our dishes and empty glasses stacked up in a neat pile. Having worked in restaurants, I get how sober tabs are smaller, so I'd been planning to order dessert to try and pad the check more, due to the fact we didn't drink. The dessert itself, like the food, came out efficiently and smoothly once we were allowed to submit an order, and we ate the it in about 10 minutes. After that, we waited, piled up our dishes, waited, finished our waters, waited, stacked our glasses, and waited some more. It wasn't until I overheard one of the people working at the bar tell our waiter "I think that table is ready to go" and gesture at us that they came over to let us pay and exit, which, at that point, was 9:00pm, the restaurant's closing time. Needless to say, I did not think ordering dessert would add approximately an extra 50 minutes to my stay and had intended to leave well before closing time, having first arrived just under an hour and a half before then.
The food and drinks themselves were okay; we tried the "burger of the week" specialty burger, a honey Sriracha mac and cheese burger with a side of fries. The smaller sized fries were great, but the bigger ones could've used a bit more time in the oven and overall could've done with more seasoning. The burger itself was pretty good, but VERY VERY messy-- practically impossible to eat cleanly either with one's hands or with a fork and knife. Flavorwise, it felt like the hot honey was meant to do the heavy lifting in the seasoning department for the mac and cheese, as the cheese sauce on the noodles was kind of bland. The key lime pie was tasty, the crust was a real highlight. I leave the food at 3 stars, because I think without the gimmick, there may be a solid foundation I was unable to get a clear views of underneath all the layers. The tap root beer I ordered wasn't overly-carbonated, which I prefer for Lift Bridge, however my dining partner reported their soda was quite flat as well, leading me to believe the low carbonation wasn't necessarily intentional. Overall, I'm kinda bummed. I really wanted to like this place, but I kinda felt like I wasn't wanted. Right before we left, either our waiter's boss or the bartender I think came by to check in, and he was great. Complimented my shirt, made me feel like the night wasn't totally a bad idea, but by then I was just trying to go home.