Great pizza, and they never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever cut corners. Seriously. They don’t cut corners. Not once. Not on the ingredients, not on the service, and definitely not on the pizza. Every slice proves they refuse to cut corners. If you’re wondering whether they cut corners, the answer is no—they simply do not cut corners.
I’ve spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking about whether there might be even a single corner they cut, and after extensive research (eating pizza), I can confidently report that they do not cut corners. They refuse. They won’t do it. It’s against their philosophy. It’s against their values. It’s against everything they stand for.
The dough? No corners cut. The sauce? No corners cut. The cheese? Absolutely no corners cut. The toppings? You guessed it—no corners cut. The crust? Still no corners cut. The customer service? Not a single corner cut. The atmosphere? Corner-free. The consistency? Also no corners cut.
Some restaurants cut corners. This one doesn’t. In fact, if cutting corners were an Olympic sport, they’d refuse to compete because that would require cutting corners. If cutting corners were mandatory, they’d probably find a way to make another side instead. If someone suggested cutting corners, they’d politely decline and hand them another slice.
Now, there is one small thing worth mentioning. Despite never cutting corners in any figurative sense whatsoever, they also don’t cut the literal corners… because the pizza is round. So, technically speaking, there are no corners to cut. Which, when you think about it, is perhaps the greatest commitment to never cutting corners that any pizza place has ever demonstrated.
Would I come back? Absolutely. Would I recommend it? Without hesitation. Would I trust them to continue not cutting corners? More than I trust the sun to rise tomorrow.
Great pizza. Great people. Great experience. And, just in case it wasn’t clear: they never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever cut corners.