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Taonna Alizai
Apr 21, 2026
I swear every single time we go to this McDonald’s, it feels like we’re catching the place on the absolute last straw before it just shuts down completely. The energy is always mid and the service is always off, and somehow… it just keeps getting worse. Today really took it to another level though. We pulled up for breakfast (big mistake apparently), and right there in plain sight is a CLEAR sign advertising breakfast items for under $3. Like not hidden, not confusing — a whole sign, visible, readable, existing in reality. So naturally, we try to order from it. And the drive-through lady? Immediately rude, as usual. No greeting, just straight attitude like we personally ruined her morning by showing up. We mention the sign, and she tells us the McMuffins are over $5. We politely point out the sign (again… the very real, very visible sign), and she straight up goes, “I have no idea what that sign is for, they’re still going to be $5.”
Ma’am… WHAT??
So now I’m sitting there confused, slightly impressed by the audacity, and also wondering if I just hallucinated the entire sign. Like is this a prank? Is this performance art? Why is there a giant sign advertising deals that apparently don’t exist?? And the tone — I genuinely couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic or just completely done with life, but either way it was giving “I dare you to keep ordering.” At that point I felt like I needed to apologize for believing the restaurant’s own advertising. Then of course we get to the window and it’s the same vibe: no eye contact, no communication, just pure hostility over breakfast sandwiches. I have never felt more unwelcome somewhere I’m literally paying to be at. And the food? Predictably terrible. The sandwich looked like it gave up halfway through being made, the hash brown was doing its own confusing texture experiment, and the whole thing just matched the energy of the experience: sloppy, rushed, and deeply disappointing. At this point, it’s almost impressive how consistently bad this location is. Every visit feels like a new episode in a series called “How Is This Place Still Open?” If you enjoy being confused, overcharged, and treated like an inconvenience for existing — especially before coffee — this is your spot. Otherwise, save yourself the frustration and go literally anywhere else.
One star. And honestly, that’s me being extremely generous.