Jimmy John’s proudly advertises “freaky fast,” but apparently accuracy was optional today. It’s honestly impressive how confidently wrong this order was. Not even close. If this was a test to see how badly a sandwich could be assembled while still technically being food, congratulations — you passed.
I would explain what was wrong, but at this point it feels like that would require retraining from the ground up. Maybe slow it down just a little and read the ticket next time.
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Paula Stratos
Nov 19, 2025
5.0
quick and accurate
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Olivia Patsolic
Oct 27, 2025
1.0
they literally didn’t even try, i ordered a beach club, a TOASTED ultimate italian with no onion, lettuce, or tomato, and a new picklewich. my beach club was not a beach club it was instead an italian nightclub sub and my TOASTED ultimate italian was another italian nightclub??? the picklewich was also non existent as they forgot it, so disappointing
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Mark Schmidt
Sep 18, 2025
3.0
I always wonder why no napkins?
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Michelle Taylor
Sep 8, 2025
3.0
This is the 2nd time in a row I have ordered tuna that has smelled and tasted like it had been around for days. Lesson learned. No more tuna there for me. The tuna used to be really good. Maybe they changed brands, maybe it’s not actually tuna, or maybe it’s not made fresh. I am uncertain. I tried to eat it anyway but now I am super grossed out and smell like a seal.