These salty reviews are hilarious, give them some time and they’ll figure it out, meanwhile, I’ll have fun reading the reviews of some people who have zero patience or understanding. Really you’ve got to wonder how much brain activity there is going on in some heads, when you could take a second to think about why things are going wrong, and give the people in the wrong the benefit of the doubt as they are new to this for the most part, but no, something is slightly inconvenient, and I MUST have a perfect experience, because that’s what always happens in our perfect world. Calm down and have a good day. Also if you’re still reading this thanks for taking the time of day to slow down and think about something that might give some perspective, it’s good to sit down and reflect once in a while. And if you’re still here surely you’ve realized I’m just dragging this along to test your patience or whatever you struggle with that might be relative to being triggered by reading a very long controversial review that’s not really about the entity that it’s reviewing. Now I want to see if there’s a limit to the number of characters you can put in a review before Google stops you from writing more, but I have a feeling I’ll be able to write quite a few more before that happens as it hasn’t stopped me yet. Also if you’re still reading this, don’t worry I’m not mentally ill, I’m just really bored, I should be sleeping, but this is somehow entertaining me. At least I don’t think I’m mentally ill, I’ve definitely taken my share of Tylenol, but that’s another subject for another time. I also added a picture I took a few days ago that I think could look really cool if it got edited a little, but I don’t really have the motivation to try to make it look good. So.. I’m still able to type so I guess I’ll keep going. Anyways this is about McDonalds so I should probably talk about that, but the only thing I have to say about it is that I don’t really get McDonalds that much at all anymore because I’m eating healthier and it’s expensive and personally I don’t think the taste and quality of food is very good there. But, that’s just my personal opinion, so you can choose to ignore it if you want, or you could rant at me or something. Speaking of ranting, I wanted to rant at someone who drove into a sidewalk to make a right turn beside me, because there was only a left turn lane and a straight/right turn lane, and I guess they didn’t want to wait the three seconds it took for the stoplight to turn green and myself to drive off so they could turn right legally, I guess they really needed to get somewhere or something. And while we’re talking about bad drivers, I almost got into an accident today because someone decided to drive into a roundabout without paying attention, and if I hadn’t seen it happening and swerved, a collision was definitely inevitable. I really hope this doesn’t get flagged or reported, because this took ten minutes of my life away and I can’t get it back so I’d rather have this five star review stay up. Anyway i better post this because the keyboard on my poorly performing phone is starting to slow and delay, cheers!
P.S. I posted the review and it looked wrong, I think I’ve seen longer reviews before, so I thought I’d better add to it and make it a really nice chaotic read. Thanks for reading up to here, I really appreciate the time of day you’re giving to reading a useless review on Google Maps, and now that I say that, do you have something you should be doing? If you do you should close this review and app and get it domes, procrastination is really not a good habit to have, I’ve got it, and I’m clearly displaying it by not going to bed and writing a review. Now that sparks a debate inside my head, because if I end this review now and go to bed, I’ve won, but it’s a win within a loss, because I’ve already been procrastinating. So technically if I had developed the habit of going to bed at the right time, you wouldn’t even be reading this review because it never would have existed. Ok that’s the end