Tesco Express

Reviews

• DS

  Dominic Seymour

  Mar 12, 2026
  5.0
  Went in this evening after a long journey from Scotland and had this charming man helped us out. His talent was incredible and filled many invaluable roles stretching from customer assistance, singing, handsome looks, song identification and wit. Would go again just to see him.
• DR

  Drowned Rat

  Feb 2, 2026
  1.0
  i never leave reviews, but i've accidentally brought food that was rotten from here three times. it's actually minging. first i brought tesco brand cranberry juice. i opened it and a smell so pungent erupted from it, making me feel like i had just been shagged by a vinegar soaked ghost. bro i poured it down the sink and mouldy chunks started coming out😭 a few weeks later, i was still craving cranberry juice. so i decided to buy some more from here. this was a terible and naive mistake. the next cranberry juice was also rotting, it was giving fermented ribena left on the M25 lastly, i brought a punnet of strawberries from here. i was very tired and having a migraine so i didnt inspect them as well as i should have. well my migraine got a lot worse. the strawberries were green and fluffy, as if they had been through a divorce, two kids a gambling addiction and now they just wanna fight everyone in the poundland car park. fungal , saggy and coming for my mental health.
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  Ken Preece

  Feb 23, 2019
  5.0
  Very handy store for my location, staff are friendly and helpful.