Esquires Coffee Paddock Wood

Reviews

• TS

  tayyab shabbir

  3 days ago
  5.0
  I go to this place almost everyday, work on laptop, sometimes just coffee sometimes the whole lot. Can’t complain they are really nice people. Great coffee. Internet fast for office workers
• CC

  Crossvisuals

  4 days ago
  3.0
  First time trying Esquires and sadly very disappointed. The decor and interior is lovely, modern but rustic feel and loads of seating inside and outside. Sadly the waitress wouldn't do a special smaller version of the full English for my elderly Granny which I thought wouldn't be hard to accommodate. My full English arrived fast but sadly tasted bad. The scrambled eggs were destroyed, must have been microwaved from all the water underneath, no butter, seasoning or texture. Sourdough as much as it tastes nice, is too crunchy, tomato hadn't been grilled or seasoned which left it wet and sour, the Sausage was cheap poor quality and for £11.95, only given half a very soggy tasteless mushroom. The service is half table service half order at the counter which is a bit annoying. Only 1 rasher of Bacon sadly. Very disappointed for the price. The other sandwiches and cakes look delicious, coffee was good but I definitely wouldn't recommend as a good breakfast place.
• NG

  Neringa Gvazdaityte

  Jun 20, 2026
  1.0
  Avoid the food… undercooked, not fresh, nothing like the pictures unfortunately. Not to mention the bad coffee and £5 iced tea (I.e. syrup mixed with straight tap water). You’d get better food and service at Waitrose.
• CP

  Charly Pope

  Jun 14, 2026
  1.0
  Wouldn’t bother. Everything is cooked in the microwave. Had to get a refund after the third attempt at a poached egg.
• LV

  Lea Vee

  Jun 1, 2026
  1.0
  Incredibly rude staff, terrible coffee. I politely asked the girl if we can get our coffees in regular cups instead of take away as we were sitting in. She snatched saying they don’t have any so I pointed at the beautiful porcelain cups right in front of her. She replied their dishwasher didn’t work. Lol, really?? I used to be a barista and it takes less than 10 seconds to wash two cups. It really bothers me when places don’t care about the environment and they prefer to polute the Earth with more waste just because they are lazy. So I paid £4.20 for a frothy flat white in a paper cup that didn’t even taste good. That’s more than what you pay for a top notch coffee and service in London. Avoid!

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