McDonald's

Reviews

• FS

  Fiona Swann

  3 days ago
  2.0
  Only 2 machines actually working to place order. The thinnest and driest McCrispy I've ever had. I understand that you get what you pay for but really. Mcdonalds you can do better!
• JL

  Jacob Like

  May 20, 2026
  1.0
  Couldn’t use the toilet because the whole upstairs smelt like a litter tray and with this I wouldn’t eat here
• CM

  Craig Morton

  May 7, 2026
  3.0
  Took an age to prepare my order, (probably because of my brother's plain McChicken) and it was hoachin wi bams. Enjoyed the garlic bread dippers.
• KK

  KY

  May 6, 2026
  4.0
  Average regular McDonald's. The food, service and atmosphere you would normally expect. Prices seemed to be higher than London though.
• MU

  Man with Uzi

  Apr 26, 2026
  1.0
  McDonald's on Main Street's like a proper dive, innit? 😒 Dark corridors, smellin' like stale grease and desperation. I walks in, thinkin's I'm gettin' a decent burger, but nope, they serve me this burger what's been 'nacked – like someone's 'ad a bloody big bite out of it, ain't they? 🍔😷 The bite mark's all soggy and discoloured, like it's been sittin' in the bin for weeks, gretch! And I'm thinkin', "Wattup, mate? You think I'm made of money or somethin'?" 😂 I looks closer, and the bun's all fuzzy like it's growin' a mouldy carpet, and I'm talkin' proper green and gross, like somethin' out of a horror movie 🍄. And then, I finds these insects – like little black specs, movin' about like they're the managers or somethin' 🤢. I was like, "Nah, mate, this is mental!" 💔 But the burger ain't even the worst of it. I'm sittin' down, tryin' to sort my head out, and these Year 7 chavs come over, lookin' like proper trouble 💥. Next thing I know, I'm gettin' jumped, and they're kickin' me in the ribs, sayin' "What's you gonna do about it, mate?" 🤬. I mean, I'm no fighter, fam, I'm just tryin' to get me dinner 🙄. They's takin' the mickey, ain't they? 😒 So, I takes the burger back, and they're all like, "Sorry, love, blabla, we'll sort it out, blabla" – like I'm a toddler or somethin', ain't they? 😴 But I'm like, "Nah, mate, I ain't 'avin' it!" 💪 I wanted a fresh one, not some dodgy ol' burger what's gonna give me food poisoning, innit? They ends up givin' me a free meal, but that's not the point, gretch. Point is, you gotta sort yourselves out, ain't ya? You're McDonald's, for God's sake! You gotta be better than that, yeah? McDonald's on Main Street? 🚫 Don't bother, bruv. You're on your own, mate. I'll be gettin' me dinner from somewhere else, where the food's fresh and the Year 7s ain't gonna jump me 😎.

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