Smokehouse On The River

Reviews

• YR

  Yeison Ramirez

  Apr 4, 2026
  5.0
  Definitivamente es el mejor lugar para comer dentro del resort, con opciones para adultos y niños, la atención de Nicolás Córdoba fue excelente, nos recomendó muy bien que comer, sin duda volvería a este restaurante.
• AZ

  Ashlee Zotter

  Mar 28, 2026
  1.0
  You order on your own with a single kiosk when you walk in the door. If you order an alcoholic beverage you then wait in another line to show your receipt and actually place the drink order. But the drinks listed in the kiosk are not always available, even after you’ve paid for it. I paid $10 for a cocktail from the cocktail menu which was unavailable after I showed my receipt and was given a canned tequila beverage. For $10. For a skinny can of bubbly drink with almost no alcohol content… You then seat yourself at tables you have to clear and clean yourself. We had to search for a cup and find water to use paper towels to wipe the soda and bbq sauce from our table, only to notice my chair had soda? spilled on it which we needed to go get supplies to clean as well. After picking up our food from the counter we were disappointed to find our orders were not even the same sandwiches shown on the kiosk menu. My son didn’t eat his mini sandwiches because the top bun was extremely hard and the meat was completely flavorless. The brisket was tough to eat. After one bite I felt nauseous. I think it was maybe a mixture of the strange sauce and grease. I have never had such awful bbq. We had to douse most of our food in bbq sauce from containers that sit on the table unclean. They were sticky and after using them our hands were grimy and needed washed before we could eat our sandwiches. If you plan to eat at River Ranch make a reservation at the steakhouse. You will likely regret eating here unless you have no tastebuds or are dying of starvation. The only good thing is the view once you’ve overpaid to clean your own table.
• SY

  SpartenOzo doomed Yaoi

  Mar 21, 2026
  1.0
  Food to me was a bit bland and unseasoned, even with the barbecue sauce it didn’t taste too well. There were hornet around and in the building. To me it wasn’t a good place to eat.
• JJ

  Justin

  Mar 16, 2026
  2.0
  The service was awful. Both people taking orders seemed to have no idea what they were doing and their lack of communication skills was astounding. The food was bland, dry and overcooked. I don't mean like one item as we ordered three meats, chicken tenders, chicken sandwich, fries, coleslaw and mac and cheese. The only good thing was the view of the river. Somebody told me a few years ago to avoid it when we stay, but we figured we would give it a shot since there is not really any other options. Boy were we wrong.
• JG

  Jonathan Garcia

  Feb 27, 2026
  2.0
  Food is serviceable at best, but truly made me just lose my appetite. Tasted like nothing, and the bbq is the only thing with flavor

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