McDonald's

Reviews

• AL

  Amanda laracuente

  2 days ago
  5.0
  Jamesly is awesome..Definitely deserves a promotion 👌🏽 thanks for taking our order..keep up the good work.
• AD

  Andrés Duarte

  4 days ago
  4.0
  El lugar estaba muy sucio , el personal no se da cuenta que todas la mesas estaban sucias , fue hasta que hable con una en cargada de atención al cliente , quien me ayudo limpiando , aunque no era su trabajo, creo que deberian el gerente de la tienda tomar acciones porque siempre esta asi
• RG

  R G

  5 days ago
  3.0
  As far as McDonald's goes it is pretty much to be as expected, ratings arent for this particular location but for the entire brand
• CL

  casey lawton

  Feb 8, 2026
  1.0
  This mcdonalds has really gone down. We use to go here all the time. Last time got burgers and instead of the filet of fishs i ordered. This time all the fries were cold and inedible.
• MT

  Monica Torres

  Jan 25, 2026
  1.0
  --- ## ⭐ Review: McDonald’s (0/10 — I want my time back) McDonald’s isn’t fast food — it’s **slow disappointment** wrapped in yellow packaging and lies. The moment you walk in, the smell hits you like a **memory of regret**. Not hunger. Regret. It’s like someone described food to a machine that had never eaten before and it said, “Yeah, I think this is right.” The burgers look like they were **assembled during an argument**. The buns are dry but somehow soggy, the meat tastes like it has seen things, and the cheese? That’s not cheese. That’s a **plastic square with commitment issues**. The fries are either: * completely limp and cold or * aggressively salty like they’re trying to dehydrate you out of spite There is no in-between. Ever. The soda tastes like static. The ice has more personality than the drink. And somehow the cup is always sticky, even when it’s brand new — like McDonald’s just assumes you’ve already spilled something and skips ahead. The menu is huge but meaningless. Everything tastes the same, just rearranged into different shapes like a **food-themed ransom note**. You order with hope and receive confusion. Ordering feels like a psychological experiment. The screen asks you 47 questions, the machine freezes, and when you finally get your food it’s somehow **wrong in ways you didn’t even order**. The nuggets are shaped like abstract thoughts and taste like **salted air with anxiety**. The sauces are the only thing doing any emotional labor, and even they look tired. And after you eat? You don’t feel full. You don’t feel satisfied. You feel… **haunted**. McDonald’s doesn’t ruin your day immediately. It waits 20 minutes, then reminds you of your choices. This place has been open for decades and still hasn’t figured out how to serve food that feels intentional. It’s not comfort food — it’s **food you eat when you’ve given up negotiating with yourself**. If McDonald’s disappeared tomorrow, history would remember it not as a restaurant, but as a **warning**. --- If you want: * 😈 even meaner (like “corporate funeral speech”) * 😈 a fake Yelp review that goes viral * 😈 or a dramatic monologue version Just tell me how nuclear you want it 💣