Whataburger

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• TF

  Trivium. Fiduciary.Agency

  1 day ago
  5.0
  The following was transcribed via voice-to-text; please excuse the wet, slapping sounds and heavy breathing throughout the recording. ​(Sound of a wrapper tearing with primal urgency. A wet, muffled groan.) ​"Ooh... ooh, heavens. My hands are shaking, but my heart—my heart is singing a grease-slicked aria. I am currently seated at a corner booth in a Whataburger, and I must tell you, the world outside these orange-and-white stripes has ceased to exist. ​First, let us address the environment. It is immaculate. The floors reflect the fluorescent lights like a polished ballroom, which is a mercy, because I can see my own reflection in the tiles as I tip toe over to the cardboard tray. I look... unhinged and sweaty. I look like a man who hasn't seen a salad in a decade. I look HUNGRY." ​(Heavy chewing. A sound like a boot pulling out of thick mud.) ​"The staff... (swallows loudly) ...they are supernaturally friendly. A young woman named Angel just brought me a side of spicy ketchup with a smile so genuine I almost felt a flicker of human connection—but then I saw the Sweet & Spicy Monterey Burger and remembered that people are temporary, but beef, beef is eternal. She didn't even flinch when a drop of mustard landed on my tie. She just nodded, as if to say, 'I understand your burden, Eat. Be whole.'" ​The Main Event: The Feast ​"But the food. Dear God, the food. It is surprisingly—no, shockingly—delicious for what the unwashed masses call 'fast food.' This is not fast food; this is a high-velocity religious experience...(Glutenous moaning) mmm... ​The Bun: Toasted to a golden hue that rivals a Texas sunset. It’s pillowy, yet strong enough to support the weight of my obsession. ​The Patty: Sizzled to perfection. It is thin, wide, and salty—the holy trinity of the griddle, grease and cheese. ​The Jalapeños: I am stuffing them into my mouth three at a time now. They provide the precise amount of pain I need to feel alive." ​(A long, wet slurping sound. The critic appears to be drinking gravy or perhaps just heavily melted shake.) ​"I am currently—hrrrgh—shoving a handful of fries into my mouth while simultaneously trying to describe the Whata-Sized Dr. Pepper. My chin is a disaster zone. I am a mess of salt, sugar, and saturated fats, and I have never been more certain of my purpose on this Earth. ​Whataburger isn't just a meal. It is a warm, orange hug for the soul of a glutton. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I believe there is a warm gooey cinnamon roll calling my name from the menu, and I have every intention of answering that call until my heart gives its final, triumphant thud." Thanks Whataburger. I LOVE YOU.
• RR

  RHONDA RANKIN

  3 days ago
  4.0
  First, I'm really bummed that they discontinued the Blackberry shake. Second, the curbside pickup is horrendously slow. I use curbside pickup rather than the drive thru because I can customize my order easily. This brings me to another point, why is online order pickup not available through the drive thru?
• ST

  Sheena Trujillo

  Jan 1, 2026
  1.0
  While door dashing the woman at the counter is rude never have i ever had any problems getting orders this woman decided to tell me that i need to verify my delivery order mind u there was a grub hub driver in front of me that she didnt say anything to he grab his order walked out then proceeded to tell me like i dont already know its a delivery this wouldnt normally bother me but this is the 3rd time this same woman has done this to me i brushed it off the first few times thinking she was having a bad day but now i feel profiled and like im trying to steal things
• SH

  Shellie Hernandez

  Dec 27, 2025
  5.0
  Tim was absolutely wonderful as well as very professional! Angel was our order taker and was the nicest I've dealt with since the pueblo store opened! Justin brought my order out and he too, was genuinely nice. Tim is the reason we keep coming back as he runs a top notch crew! I honestly try to only come in when he's working as I know I will get impeccable service!!
• BW

  Brandon Wilson

  Dec 13, 2025
  1.0
  I dont leave reviews, but I have to after this experience. I have been to this establishment 3 times, and all of them have been terrible. I just waited for 45 minutes for a singular burger and fries that had to be remade twice, and I still had to pay $20 for it. I will never come back to this "restaurant" to experience this level of abysmal service ever again. Such incompetence and an inept ability to serve anything as advertised. Stick to the left lane if you do choose to go here, because I made the mistake of choosing the second lane and that is the only reason I had to wait so long. Left lane was operating at a normal pace while the right lane was stagnant. While i went inside to speak to the manager, several other customers from the drive through came inside to also correct their orders.. Spend your hard earned money elsewhere.

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