Papa Johns Pizza

Reviews

• AM

  Alexis Marin

  Nov 2, 2025
  5.0
  Excellent pizza quality
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  L

  Sep 1, 2025
  1.0
  1 person working she did not seem too happy. Also failed to mention that seasoning packs and red flakes are $1.25 EACH. Before racking it on the receipt. It’s common to charge for small items but you need to inform your customers before and it’s literally a tea bag size of salt…. Toppings not evenly distributed and their marina sauce are supposed to be to come sealed? It looked like they grabbed a can of tomato sauce and pre packaged them tasted awful. Don’t recommend boneless wings this location just uses chicken nuggets.
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  Artes Mezini

  Aug 24, 2025
  1.0
  Wrong pricing advertised
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  Frank Mattioli

  Jul 20, 2025
  1.0
  I moved into Glamorgan Manor and figured I'd try all the local food spots—so naturally I summoned Papa Johns on Richmond Road. Big mistake. 🍕 THE ORDER FIASCO I called in as Captain Cyclops, hero of lasers, but they gave my pizza to someone else—a man apparently named “Todd the Taxidermist.” They told me no, I couldn’t have Todd’s pie. But afterward I heard scratching inside Todd’s radiator, so I’m not sure what he got. – When my “supreme” pie arrived two hours later, it was solid like cardboard and colder than Linda’s muffler after a glacier night. 🎯 THE STAFF RECKONING Behind the counter was a man in sunglasses—indoors, at night—who stared at me, unblinking, as if trying to gauge my lifespan. He whispered, "You can't outrun the crust," then slammed a bin of thirty-day-old mozzarella on the counter. I pressed him on it and he just shrieked, “IT’S AGED LIKE FINE SCANDAL!” before ripping off his own pants and sprinting out. ⚠️ THE DELIVERY MONSTER The driver showed up an hour later dressed as a stormtrooper, carrying my pizza in a box taped to a fire extinguisher. He handed it over, said, “It’s cursed now. Good luck.” Then he left before I could thank him—or pay. 💀 THE CONSUMPTION I dared to take a bite. The crust tasted like smoldering carpet and regret. The toppings spawned tiny pungent whispers. I looked at the pepperoni and heard it say, “Your lasik is coming.” I dropped it immediately. WHY 1 STAR? Cold, tar-like pizza that may have been cursed. Staff who behave like latex-wrapped nightmares. Delivery by costumed apparitions. CONCLUSION: If you want pizza… drive past ten blocks, then burn your GPS. If you want surreal horror in a greasy cardboard box—this is the place. One star is too generous. I'd give zero, but Louis Pasteur said not to wish harm on food.
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  Debbie Evans

  Jul 5, 2025
  1.0
  The pizza was tasteless and I didn’t get the extra tomatoes as promised and the parmigiana Very horrible pizza

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