Locally owned and operated since 2007, Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC offers occupational drug screening collection services to Astoria and the surrounding areas. Helena of Helena's Drug Screening Services LLC has over 20 years of experience in the industry. We specialize in the collection of samples for various types of occupational drug testing, including urine samples, hair follicle samples, cheek swabs, breathalyzer tests, DNA collection, and some phlebotomy. Collected samples are then sent out to testing facilities and results are sent to employers, clients, or third party administrators. We collect for DOT federally mandated employees, employers who are looking to ensure a safe and productive work environment, and many others that may want or need occupational drug screening. Call Helena's Drug Screening Services LLC TODAY for an appointment and more information.
Really really weird place. Very very slow (waited an hour to be seen) and there is A LOT of political stuff everywhere in the office. Like a lot. I’m not sure why a drug testing place needs to have political things plastered everywhere. She spends a lot of time cussing under her breath. It seems like it might be time for her to move on.
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daniel young
Jun 27, 2019
5.0
Always professional. Easy to work with. Sweetest lady.
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Nathan H
May 21, 2019
5.0
No complaints at all. Helena was nice and professional.
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Shelsee Kirk
May 9, 2019
1.0
Horrible experience. She immediately began our visit by screaming at us that we "just have to wait." It seemed to me that she then sat and shuffled papers for 15 min after my scheduled appointment time. I finally had to get up and ask how much longer before I blacked out. It was a 70-degree day and she had the heat blasting in the tiny office with a large sign on the door to leave the door shut so she could stay warm. It had to be over 90-degrees in there. I mentioned I would need to step outside if it was going to be a while or she was going to have to call emergency services and got some attitude. The office is kept to "her comfort level not the clients." During our wait, we got to read her radical views on the government she has plastered over every surface, including her desk. My 13-year-old accompanied me and we both felt very uncomfortable. Employees should not be required to sit for extended periods of time with offensive propaganda lining the walls to take a test required to keep their job... And, that ALL happened before the appointment even started. She could not get the computer running and thought cussing at it would help. The swear words that gushed out of her mouth were shocking for what should be a professional business. She then screamed at me to relax which obviously had the opposite effect and blamed any mistake on her part on me. She was very disorganized and I will be shocked if my fingerprints actually get processed correctly. I will be going to Gerheart next year for updated testing.
The only thing this place has going for it is a beautiful view and Coffee Girl next door. Helena needs to retire and move on to sitting on her porch with her shotgun yelling at kids to get off her lawn.
Frequently Asked Questions About Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC
What types of drug testing does Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC offer?
Helena's Drug Screening Services offers occupational drug screening including urine samples, hair follicle samples, cheek swabs, breathalyzer tests, and DNA collection.
Where is Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC located?
It is located at 250 36th Street, Suite 501, Astoria, OR 97103, USA.
What are the operating hours of Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC?
They are open Monday to Friday from 9:00 AM to 11:30 AM and 1:00 PM to 4:30 PM, and closed on weekends.
How can I make an appointment at Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC?
You can call them at +1 503-325-4888 or visit their website at helenasdrugscreening.com to schedule an appointment.
Since when has Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC been operating?
They have been locally owned and operated since 2007.
What payment methods does Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC accept?
They accept payment via cash, check, and invoice.
Do they provide testing for DOT federally mandated employees?
Yes, Helena's Drug Screening Services collects samples for DOT federally mandated employees as part of their occupational drug testing services.
What nearby places can I visit after visiting Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC?
You can visit local attractions such as Sea Lion Dock or the Uppertown Farmers Market, which are close by and offer interesting arts, entertainment, and fresh produce.
Are there any nearby hotels for out-of-town clients visiting Helena's Drug Screening Services?
Yes, nearby hotels include the Best Western Columbia River Waterfront Hotel Astoria, Comfort Suites, Benjamin Young Inn, and Hampton Inn & Suites Astoria.
Is there a coffee shop near Helena's Drug Screening Services, LLC where clients can relax?
Yes, Astoria Coffee Company is nearby, offering a cafe environment to enjoy coffee or tea before or after your appointment.