Well… I’m an old guy. I’m retired and a grandpa times ten! I must say that I feel robbed because throughout my entire life, I ignorantly settled for Super Cuts and Great Clips for my hair cut experiences, as I thought that all hair cuts are all the same and a hair cut is just a hair cut! Oh how wrong was I! For I never knew, nor could I ever have imagined that such an exquisite hair cut, and facial experience was out there, let alone in my neighborhood shopping center!
Did I mention my pedicure? For my gnarly, scaly, grotesque appendages you might imaginarily classify as feet?!
If any of you men out there have never experienced a Hammer and Nail hair, facial, and pedicure encounter, then grant me your full attention!
Today was my very first pedicure! I have to admit I was embarrassed for anyone to see my scaly, calloused feet! However, my anxiety was immediately put to rest.
Once Malea began my
pedicure, I passed through a portal into foot heaven, where my feet basked in the intense ecstasy of an oil message, then in stark contrast, I infiltrated into the removal of iniquitous dregs of barnacled dead skin!
Upon my rescue from the abyss, my feet were carefully placed in receptacles full of warm wax, which liberated my enslaved appendages into a state of rebirth!
The ambiance of relaxing music, leather loungers, and a plethora of sports television channels available, embellished with the anesthetic fragrances, moisturizers, and other restorative balms, let alone the professional, classy artists and craftspeople, left me captivated!!! I had an unforgettable experience!
Compelled by the desire for recurrent encores, I signed up for a monthly “tune up!!” (Membership) How could I not? If you ever stayed at the Bellagio, how could you ever go back to Motel 6!
So all you manly guys out there, do yourself a favor! Treat yourselves to an exceptional appointment for a full-service rendezvous that will transport your face, hair and feet to a heavenly paradise!
PS: Don’t forget to ask for your free designer beverage!