I have never known the true wonders that are 'car washes'. I have always seen these strange voodoo buildings on the side of the road and thought, 'what a strange thing- washing a car.' That was until I tried it. I had no clue about how there are shining lights, giant swirlies, and so so many bubbles! My car entered brown and came out red!!! IT CHANGED COLORS! I had no idea the magic that a 'car wash' could perform- to say the least, i am awestruck. My hand no longer turns brown when i touch my car, people no longer point and laugh at me, and my family finally loves me.
Onto the next point! I drove up to this place thinking it was a waste of time, and left a changed man no longer going through a divorce. There was an employee at this place who helped transform my car and my life. I think the warlocks name was mikah. He saw my car and he did not point and laugh at it; he did what no goverment drone would do, and he kindly told me to pull forward and put my car in neutral. No one has ever said anything to me like that. And those words changed my life. To say the least, Mikah saved my marriage. I am forever in debt to this young man, whos probably never known the thralls a messy divorce puts you through. My wife was going to take everything from me but my car. The kids, the house, the tv, the kids. But after I came home with my newly enchanted car, she look at me and gave me a "hmph" of approval! Mikah, thank you for washing my car and saving my marriage! Thank you Take 5 car wash, I will forever be in your debt!!