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Sebastián M.R.
Mar 29, 2026
Ah, yes — the legendary “fast” charging experience at EVgo. A tale for the ages.
If patience is a virtue, then this charging station is practically a monastery.
I arrived with optimism, lured in by the bold claim of “fast charging.” Fast, apparently, in the same way a tortoise considers itself a sprinter. I’ve seen glaciers with a stronger sense of urgency. Plugged in, I watched the battery percentage climb with all the enthusiasm of a Monday morning. At one point, I genuinely considered aging in place next to the charger.
And yet, the true masterpiece here is not the speed — it’s the price. Oh, the price. You’re not just paying for electricity; you’re apparently funding a small renaissance project. For the amount charged, I expected at least a complimentary espresso, a shoulder massage, and perhaps a handwritten apology.
To call this a “fast charging station” is less a description and more a work of fiction. Shakespeare himself would admire the creativity.
In conclusion: if you have nowhere to be, enjoy existential reflection, and feel like donating generously for the privilege — this is your spot. Otherwise, you might have better luck plugging your car into a potato.