McDonald's

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• JL

  Jennifer Lunsford

  5 days ago
  5.0
  Great service
• HY

  Herschel Young

  Nov 6, 2025
  1.0
  I opened this box and immediately felt like I needed clergy present. What McDonald’s handed me was not a sandwich. It was a war crime wrapped in a cheerful little cardboard coffin. Let’s begin with the “cheese,” though calling it cheese is generous. What I received was a particle. A cheese atom. Something so tiny I could have inhaled it by accident. It wasn’t sliced. It wasn’t divided. It wasn’t even torn. It looked like someone scraped a cheese slice with their fingernail and said, “Ah yes… he’ll never notice.” The cheese was so microscopic I’m convinced it qualifies as subatomic dairy. A ghost. A memory. A whisper of lactose drifting into the void. And naturally — NATURALLY — it wasn’t placed on the fish. No. Because that would show intention, coordination, or even the faintest understanding of sandwiches as a concept. Instead, the cheese was flung against the lower bun like it was trying to flee the scene. It’s dangling halfway off like it’s waiting for a rescue helicopter. Now the fish. Let’s talk about the fish. This filet looks like it survived a hostile interrogation at an undisclosed location. There is a hole — a literal, physical, metaphysical hole — burned through the center as though the universe tried to delete it. Why is there a portal in my fish? A void. A negative space. A cosmic wound. If I drop a french fry in it, will it come out in 1983? Will I see my ancestors? Will I gain forbidden knowledge? Why does my lunch look like something NASA would quarantine? The bun? Dry enough to qualify as silica-based building material. The overall shape? Resembling a decommissioned flotation device. At this point, I’m convinced McDonald’s doesn’t make Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. They summon them. From realms unknown. From dimensions where cheese is forbidden and hope has long since died. And listen — I don’t ask for much. I don’t want gourmet. I don’t want Michelin stars. I simply want the slice of cheese I paid actual American currency for, placed ON — let me repeat, ON — the fish. If McDonald’s gives me ONE MORE of these sandwiches that looks like it was pulled out of a collapsed time portal, I will show up at the counter holding this thing like evidence at the Hague. I will point. I will diagram. I will deliver a monologue so catastrophic the district manager’s name badge will melt off his shirt. Fix it. Because I’m one Filet-O-Fish away from becoming a cryptid employees warn the new hires about.
• JH

  Jonathan Hood

  Oct 23, 2025
  1.0
  Got food Poisoning here last week. Decided to give it another chance this week. Received a raw cheeseburger and Mchicken. When I walked in the night time manager stated he didn’t know someone could get food poisoning from beef. While I was in the store there was a line of other customers with undercooked meat. If you’ve had the same experience please send me a private email with documentation of your experience.
• KP

  Kelly Putz

  Sep 28, 2025
  3.0
  Only gave it 3 stars because we couldn't actually get food. Either they are truly wonderful, or horribly shorthanded. I had placed a breakfast order on a Saturday at 10:00 through the app for drive-thru pickup, but when we arrived, the drive-thru line was wrapped around the building and out in the road. I cancelled and we went to Burger King.
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  Dara Coffman

  Sep 20, 2025
  1.0
  Came through drive through at 2:40 and I don’t know what the problem is with this McDonalds always forgetting sauce cups and packets

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